fruitastic

my toilet never ceases to amaze me. sometimes i'll take the world's biggest dump and one flush will do the trick. but other times, i'll drop a quickie and it takes me like three flushes to down the sucker. WTF. my toilet, in fact, not just my toilet, but the entire bathroom has issues. there's the big red light that really has no function except to dry you off (but then what are towels good for?). oh yeah, it's yellow too. yes, my bathroom is yellow. YELLOW. talk about camoflauge...