fruitastic

so everyone in the house is in this massive food coma...at 7:30. didn't have turkey this year, just massive portions of beef, potatoes, and what not. mmm.

i just had a really bizarre dream. i was at a ben folds concert but there was no one in the general admission area (maybe 20-30 people) and we could get really close to him too. at some point, i asked why there was no one there and someone said that this was a make up concert for people who had had tickets from an orange county show. occasionally, ben would run off to the back of the venue (sorta like the warfield but with another general admission area in the back) and interact with the orange county crowd. this dream is making less and less sense. anyway, people in the crowd kept asking ben to turn up the volume because everything was sorta dull. he didn't really do anything. as he started playing "army," some roadie started singing the words to it really loud. but ben didn't get pissed. instead, him and the roadie (who was wearing the same clothes as ben) started running around the stage. i tried to take a picture with my digital camera but the damn thing wasn't working. in fact, it hadn't been working the entire time.

then all of a sudden, i was dreaming about eating some massive shrimp. my dad was saying something "whoa, didn't you know were actually going to get that." as i was extracting meat from the tail, it just kept going and going and going...then the dream ended and i woke up.

what the fuck.

oh yeah, i'm 20 now. yay me.

huzzah! more fruit! banana and watermelon too. the picture was without the chick's head but who cares? +100 points to the person who can ID the legs.

sometimes i get this funny feeling in my stomach and i think "whoa! i think i'm in love" then i realize that it's just indigestion from that stale hot dog i had at 3am the night before while i was playing super metroid....

moral of the story: eat fresh hot dogs.

now let me see those big green space titties...

fruits AND girl on girl action. amazing ain't it?

no wonder picard sent geordi down to engineering.

FRICKIN' HAROLD

rckteer (my dad): i think patrick uses too much profanity
O Kay Prime (harold): where/
O Kay Prime: ?
rckteer: check his buddy info
O Kay Prime: brb
rckteer: do you agree?
rckteer: can you tell him to tone it down?
O Kay Prime: nah
O Kay Prime: i think it's entertaining
O Kay Prime: i think his swearing is entertaining
rckteer: how so
O Kay Prime: cause it is
O Kay Prime: and it's a harmless way to express his angst
rckteer: you enjoy watching him make a fool of himself
O Kay Prime: at least he isn't out picking up hookers and killing them
O Kay Prime: like a serial killer or somethign
rckteer: that is true
rckteer: that would be bad
rckteer: he's got to take it out on something
O Kay Prime: yeah
O Kay Prime: expression is good
rckteer: swearing is an alternative
O Kay Prime: yes it is
rckteer: do you swear?
O Kay Prime: no i never swear
rckteer: as frequently as he does
O Kay Prime: nope...patrick's the bad apple
rckteer: i believe you
rckteer: black sheep of the family
rckteer: you can tell him that
O Kay Prime: yeah, watch out for him
rckteer: right
rckteer: he posted some interesting photo's there
O Kay Prime: where?
rckteer: his buddy info
O Kay Prime: you can't post pictures in your info
rckteer: there is a link
rckteer: come on you know what am i talking about
O Kay Prime: oh yes
rckteer: well i think is rather harmless
O Kay Prime: then what's the big deal?
rckteer: nbd
rckteer: i said it was interesting
rckteer: just dont overdo it
O Kay Prime: i'm going to read
rckteer: ok good
rckteer: you are the good son

i know, i know, there's serious lagging on the updates. monday's pic will make it up. so i just bought a star trek: the next generation coloring book (actually, aaron bought it since i didn't want to break my twenty). now i'm tempted to buy a scanner so i can post the picture of captain picard looking really bewildered. oh yes.

nancy just said "my anus is burning!" my bathroom stinks now. me, aaron, and nancy made a serious bombing run on the toilet. POO!

first it giveth and it taketh away.........

enjoy. another one from li. yes, i'm too lazy to look up pictures of attractive women with fruit on my own. would you rather have random girl on girl action?

what's screwing around with my perception of time:
going back and forth from berkeley to home within a span of 3 days
3 day weekend
metroid fusion

GAHHHH!

awww fuck. it's raining.

NemoD88: who warned you?
fireloong: the whore
NemoD88: nancy?
fireloong: yeah
NemoD88: heh

i know, i know, it's a cheap shot. as if i care. i was tempted to link to nancy's ababybeluga site but...that's for another day.

thank li for this picture. i need a break. like now.

halloween. went to see the strokes in sf. crowd was rough but fun. people should take off their afro wigs, it gets in everyone's way. white people sweat like mad and smell bad too. thought about going to castro but it was late, i was tired, and we had no idea where it was exactly. bart is really really fucking crowded on halloween. i think my spleen is bruised. there was this white guy, asian chick couple next to me (well, i had my elbow jammed in their side too) and they were fucking making out on the bart ride back. what the fuck. get a room. ugh.

me and neama came up with a great costume idea. priest and altar boy. perfect.