fruitastic

i realized that girl on girl action NEVER gets old. silly me.

tonight's activities consisted of the following:

a long walk
a pinata
a person telling us to shut the fuck up at 1am
alcohol
girls who said they had graduated but looked like they were in high school
care bears
balloons
really loud music with lots of bass
blacklights
dog psychology
drowsiness
wondering "what the hell...."

fireloong: and how do people fuck to massive attack?
O Kay Prime: well, people say it's good
fireloong: yeah
O Kay Prime: and i masturbated once while it was playing..i was surprised
fireloong: dude

it's starting to get cold and gray in berkeley again. it's nice for like a week, maybe a month, then the rain comes and then it just becomes depressing. i only had 3 hours of sleep. residual caffeine effect. mmmmmmm.

there's nothing worse in life than taking a really bad shit. ya know, the kind that burns. ouch.

goes to ucla. 32D. born in '83. from diamond bar. sent her pictures straight to playboy once she turned 18.

damnit.

what the hell.

i got a hold of a few mp3s from a tape advance of the new foo fighters album. that makes me so fucking happy. continue with your daily business. i dare you to not comment.

i'll post boobies later on in the week. for now, here are some people who more famous than me looking bizarre.

he caught her glance.

they moved toward each other.

time seemed to crawl.

"she's beautiful," he thought.

he couldn't resist. he flung his arms open for a warm embrace.

then she kneed him in the groin and told him to shut the fuck up.

the end.

the following conversation was edited so that no one would randomly IM the people mentioned. except jon. because i want the gay truckers who visit this site to IM him.

madpeirrot (12:27:18 AM): why do i have gene kelly dvds
me (12:27:23 AM): um
me (12:27:26 AM): cause you're gay?
madpeirrot (12:28:05 AM): yeah, must be
madpeirrot (12:28:06 AM): damnit
me (12:28:20 AM): that's why you have the lube
me (12:28:21 AM): for gay loving
madpeirrot (12:28:22 AM): i'll bet women find it endearing
madpeirrot (12:28:31 AM): yeah, they find the lube endearing too
me (12:28:56 AM): endearing = gay
madpeirrot (12:29:13 AM): maybe i just like anal with women
me (12:29:28 AM): true
me (12:29:33 AM): as if you get the chance...
madpeirrot (12:30:16 AM): yeah, damnit
madpeirrot (12:30:44 AM):

madpeirrot (12:30:18 AM): what do you think of guys who like gene kelly
tracy (12:30:27 AM): gay?

me (12:30:57 AM): told ya
madpeirrot (12:32:27 AM): yeah, damnit
me (12:34:32 AM):

me (12:31:14 AM): what do you think of guys who like gene kelly?
kim (12:33:24 AM): "like" in what sense
me (12:33:41 AM): like have dvds of him
kim (12:34:11 AM): i guess it could be cool
kim (12:34:15 AM): but gay at the same time

madpeirrot (12:35:03 AM): haha
madpeirrot (12:35:04 AM): awesome
madpeirrot (12:35:07 AM): i am a fag

when's the last time you've fought The Man?

technically, they wouldn't have to digitize a darn thing if they put this on TV.



that should bring the hits up...

malaysian food is good. but expensive.

i wish i knew more normal women.

damn you neama.

playboy - college photography contest

ok, i have a camera. now all i need is a hot chick who'll pose for me. goddamn, why can't it be the other way around?

i was going to rant about my thoughts, my concerns, and my fears. but i think a moment of silence would be more appropriate at this time.

it amazes me how far and how little humanity has progressed.

new:


old:

it really wouldn't be fair of me to mention garter belts and not put up a fine example of one. also, yum's monday girl is wearing garter belts too. i don't think the female population (all one of you) is going to get offended considering what she bought me for my birthday last year.

haha.

know what's cool? garter belts.

maybe this is why avoid soda hall as much as possible. those wacky eecs people.

(nancy): omg
(nancy): this was on our newsgroup
(nancy): in fact, it was the first posting:
(nancy): Currently the cs 164 final is set for some time on dec. 18th,
however . . . the second movie in the Lord of the Rings trilogy (the two
towers) will be released at midnight on dec. 18th, this is not good.

Is it possible that the cs 164 final be moved to an earlier date so that
all may attend the wonderful midnight screening in peace and not have to
be stressed out about their cs 164 final in a few hours?

(i'm not really serious, but it would be cool if this could happen)

(nancy): and here's fateman's (cs164 prof) reply:
(nancy):
Wednesday 12/18/02 12:30-3:30pm is the day/time of the CS164 final.

If you attended the midnight show and got home at (say) 3AM, you
and your furry-footed friends could still get a good night's sleep
before the exam.

Or if this is still inconvenient,
maybe you could contact Warner Brothers and ask them to change the
release date.

RJF

what's the one thing that you would take to your grave?

when did everyone start become so...lonely?