in regards to that quote by sheena about giving me a lap dance, it does not mean that sheena is a hoe. i'd like to repeat:
SHEENA IS NOT A HOE!
the thing is that i'm burning her a copy of my batman: the animated series collection and she said she'd crotchet me a batman scarf (if she ever got skilled enough). i said that sucked and mentioned that i'd usually ask for a lap dance or something in a sarcastic manner but that since she's doug's sister, i can't say that. then she said whatever i put down there. so yeah, there's the context. in fact, the only conclusion that can come out of this is that
I'M A DIRTY OLD PERVERT and that
SHEENA IS A SAINT AND THEREFORE NOT A HOE.
so yeah, there. but the biatch still owes me a spindle of CDRs.