fruitastic

my parents finally sent me what i consider a tool of the devil: a cell phone. i really have no idea what to do with it. i guess it could be convienent sometimes but i prefer to not have anyone contact me when i'm outside of my apartment. this coming from a guy who worships technology. i think i'll buy a hands-free headset so i too can like look a crazy person talking to themselves. i also plan to put my ring volume on the HIGHEST FUCKING LEVEL and have it play "Happy Birthday" whenever someone calls.

yes, i want to be an asshole.