Ladder Theory
got this from
Li's site. although i don't trust a guy named dallas, the cynic that is me loves this shit. i could go into a metaphorical analysis of it but then i realized that would require using my brain. oh yeah, the weird thing is that the author used to live in riverside. wtf.
are there drunk dialectizers? something that would take "i am drunker than i've ever been before" into "a m arjc,r eta i'av eneave rbeen before." there could be degress of drunkedness too. like 1 = "feeling sorta tingly" to 10 = "so fucking drunk that i would fuck a sheep if wasn't covered lying unconscious in a pool of my own vomit."