fruitastic

while the frozen teriyaki snack is cooking in the microwave, i shall update me blog. i have a question. why is it that women are really comfortable with talking about their private stuff with me? especially their sex lives. like wth. man, it's strange. must be the patty thing. or that i seem like i can keep a secret. i could make so much money blackmailing peoples' parents. hehe. i'm evil.

batman: the dark knight returns rules.

awww. this is a funny site. am i just being cruel?