fruitastic

i know this blog is called pattyson airplane but i'd like people to stop calling me patty. it was cute before but now it just sucks. hurts my game. for example, i'll go to a party and someone will introduce me as patty in front of a cute chick. total shutdown. dead in the water. no chance. that's when i start heading for the vodka...

in other news, i have no idea why my grandpa's ear has a huge ass cut in it and why part of my grandma's finger is missing. then again, i don't know the actual names of my grandparents. funny how asian families work like that. i should dig up the stories sometime...